My two favorite quotes of the weekend…

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Don’t make me use the 5 fingered Bitch be cool tool on you….

OK yes yes it’s wrong, but still funny.  The guy who said it is one of those hard ass guys who would never really hit a woman.

Quote of the weekend:

I am NEVER going to get married.  I’m just going to find some bitch I don’t like and give her half my stuff.

Joe

Joe, you are hilarious.

 

 

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Author: Jill Stewart

I am a 37 -year-old woman from Arkansas who is happily married to a Scottish immigrant aka “the hubby” “the hubs” or if I am calling him directly “YO YOU!” We’ve been married for 3 years and it’s been a crazy ride, and unfortunately our finances have been beat to death in the last few years. We have two dogs and a cat, no kids. The Blog- What’ll you find: Financial Information as we try to become debt free My attempts at working and trying to maintain a home to the standards I like My adventures in learning how to sew Arts and craft projects Funny tidbits from my life including living with a Scottish person, the dogs, and other oddball things that happen to me. What you won’t find: Much on children. I don’t have kids and I can’t have kids. Recipes- I don’t mind cooking, but unless it’s something really special, don’t come here looking for the weekly recipe! You won’t find it- unless you ask my husband. If you’re interested in what you see, please follow me on Facebook or sign up for emails! Most of all, leave a comment or ask a question! I am always happy to hear from you!

6 thoughts on “My two favorite quotes of the weekend…

  1. somehow he reminds me of my brother

  2. I’ve never heard of the be cool tool before.

  3. lol.  love those quotes.  interesting.

  4. missing ya!  hope everything is alright.

  5. @Blue_ButterflyBaby – Everything is well.  Just have been sick and busy!

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