He wore training pants and cowboy boots and the same time…
He cried when the cowboy boots had to be thrown away.
He had a blanket with satin he rubbed while sucking his fingers as a youngster.
He had a spiked haircut.
I knocked both of his front teeth out before he was 5.
He was a pain in the ass.
Today he becomes someone else’s pain in the ass.
Today he gets married.
It’s already making me all teary eyed.