So here it is…the dreaded photos that my roomie is already griping at me about. She’s such a dork. Like I would EVER post bad photos of her….Missy however…yeah, she’s screwed in this post….. *cackles manically*
The cast of characters…
Jason who is not as good at hiding from the camera as he thinks…
Mom and Stuart. See how people start to look like each other when they are together awhile?
Missy. This is for all the raises you should have gotten me through the years…HA HA HA HA HA!!
I really did have a damn awesome 30th b-day party. As much as I hate to admit it, I am glad I was forced into having people over. The evening started with the family stuff, pie, and gifts. What? You don’t have b-day pie? Well, I do, it rocks, and no you can’t have any. It’s mine. Literally, my Mom makes one for me and one for everyone else. OK OK OK I shared MY birthday pie with Tammy, but don’t tell anyone else, because next year that crap is off limits.
Then we were off for present opening etc.! OK, I got some kick ass awesome stuff for my b-day. Mom and Stuart gave me an awesome fairy for my fairy collection as well as a new chain that I can wear with a necklace I received for Christmas. Tammy gave me a new hair dryer and cooked an amazing dinner that night. She also spoiled me by cleaning like a fiend before the company came over, and making me breakfast! <3. Tim and Kara gave me an awesome gift bag of Redken stuff for my hair, my new favorite color of nail polish from OPI, a crystal nail file (ladies these things are soooo worth it), and a new brush to use for my sleek new do! Missy….Missy gave me a key chain fart noise maker. So wrong on so many levels…
After the family went home the girls and I really got down to partying…. *cough*
We decided to break in the drinking by playing rummi and keeping score. In the meantime I decided on a birthday appropriate punishment for the loser of the game. Well, there were two punishments actually. If you had the lowest hand each round of Rummi, you had to put a smiley face sticker on your face. If you lost the whole game, you had to take the ugly ass frog of d00m to work and put it on your desk. Yes, that is real life Southerlass handwriting in the background there ladies and gents! (and I just checked it for math errors before I posted this XD)
I had to keep the damn frog. No matter what I do, I can’t seem to get rid of it. Oh, and this is what we looked like when it was all said and done…
Here is some live action card playing and trash talking for you…
Missy and Tammy were already buzzed….bunch of lushes!
As the night went on, we pretty much all got a good solid buzz, and went out to the front porch to smoke. Sometime during the wee hours of the morning Missy found a cowboy hat in Tammy’s closet, so we had a mini pass the hat around photo shoot. This is Arkansas partying at it’s best… ><
We wrapped it all up about 5 am the next day. Oh yeah, there were tons of other things that went on, but what happens at Southernlass’s house….STAYS at Southernlass’s house….except what I post on Xanga!