The Birthday Silliness


So here it is…the dreaded photos that my roomie is already griping at me about.  She’s such a dork.  Like I would EVER post bad photos of her….Missy however…yeah, she’s screwed in this post….. *cackles manically*

The cast of characters…






Jason who is not as good at hiding from the camera as he thinks…


Birthday Stuart

Mom and Stuart.  See how people start to look like each other when they are together awhile?

Birthday Missy

Missy.  This is for all the raises you should have gotten me through the years…HA HA HA HA HA!!

I really did have a damn awesome 30th b-day party.  As much as I hate to admit it, I am glad I was forced into having people over.  The evening started with the family stuff, pie, and gifts.  What?  You don’t have b-day pie?  Well, I do, it rocks, and no you can’t have any.  It’s mine.  Literally, my Mom makes one for me and one for everyone else.  OK OK OK I shared MY birthday pie with Tammy, but don’t tell anyone else, because next year that crap is off limits.

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Then we were off for present opening etc.!  OK, I got some kick ass awesome stuff for my b-day.  Mom and Stuart gave me an awesome fairy for my fairy collection as well as a new chain that I can wear with a necklace I received for Christmas.  Tammy gave me a new hair dryer and cooked an amazing dinner that night.  She also spoiled me by cleaning like a fiend before the company came over, and making me breakfast!  <3.  Tim and Kara gave me an awesome gift bag of Redken stuff for my hair, my new favorite color of nail polish from OPI, a crystal nail file (ladies these things are soooo worth it), and a new brush to use for my sleek new do!  Missy….Missy gave me a key chain fart noise maker.  So wrong on so many levels…

After the family went home the girls and I really got down to partying…. *cough*

We decided to break in the drinking by playing rummi and keeping score. In the meantime I decided on a birthday appropriate punishment for the loser of the game.  Well, there were two punishments actually.  If you had the lowest hand each round of Rummi, you had to put a smiley face sticker on your face.  If you lost the whole game, you had to take the ugly ass frog of d00m to work and put it on your desk.  Yes, that is real life Southerlass handwriting in the background there ladies and gents! (and I just checked it for math errors before I posted this XD)

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I had to keep the damn frog.  No matter what I do, I can’t seem to get rid of it.  Oh, and this is what we looked like when it was all said and done…


Here is some live action card playing and trash talking for you…

Missy and Tammy were already buzzed….bunch of lushes!

As the night went on, we pretty much all got a good solid buzz, and went out to the front porch to smoke.  Sometime during the wee hours of the morning Missy found a cowboy hat in Tammy’s closet, so we had a mini pass the hat around photo shoot.  This is Arkansas partying at it’s best… ><


Birthday Yeeee hawwwwwwww

Birthday Yeee Hawwww

We wrapped it all up about 5 am the next day.  Oh yeah, there were tons of other things that went on, but what happens at Southernlass’s house….STAYS at Southernlass’s house….except what I post on Xanga!


Author: Jill Stewart

I am a 37 -year-old woman from Arkansas who is happily married to a Scottish immigrant aka “the hubby” “the hubs” or if I am calling him directly “YO YOU!” We’ve been married for 3 years and it’s been a crazy ride, and unfortunately our finances have been beat to death in the last few years. We have two dogs and a cat, no kids. The Blog- What’ll you find: Financial Information as we try to become debt free My attempts at working and trying to maintain a home to the standards I like My adventures in learning how to sew Arts and craft projects Funny tidbits from my life including living with a Scottish person, the dogs, and other oddball things that happen to me. What you won’t find: Much on children. I don’t have kids and I can’t have kids. Recipes- I don’t mind cooking, but unless it’s something really special, don’t come here looking for the weekly recipe! You won’t find it- unless you ask my husband. If you’re interested in what you see, please follow me on Facebook or sign up for emails! Most of all, leave a comment or ask a question! I am always happy to hear from you!

28 thoughts on “The Birthday Silliness

  1. i see a southernlass book in the makling about the “other things”.   lol   b-days with friends are what it is all about.   now pass that bottle over this way will ya!  “front porch to smoke”?   hmmmmm….  

  2. @Southernlass – ok if that is your story and you are sticking to it.   lol

  3. Awww you. You had an awesome birthday eh? But I don’t see two people… Kara and Kelly! Btw, LOVE the last photo of you with the hat!

  4. @VersaGratis – Kara was away for a hair seminar, and Kelly is not ever invited to the All girls drinking and trash talking night!

  5. @Southernlass – But I saw three men! *gasp* Ha. Anyway… how ARE you? Haven’t heard from you in ages except this post and the one before this… Your new job must be really hectic.

  6. A key chain fart noise maker?…wow. I don’t believe I have ever seen that before.

  7. You should make the last photo your profile picture.

  8. HAHA wish I could have been there.  When are you going to have a girl’s night…that I can actually go to? =(  I was cracking up when I watched that video!! (and friggin Tim with that Shocker…ugh)

  9. Sounds and looks like you had a great 30th! Great pics!!!!

  10. Hey! So I checked out your blog and it seems like you a great birthday! I turn the big 30 next year on the 15th of July. I have never really done the blogging thing but you seem like a pro. Have you ever considered wrtitng books?Angie

  11. AH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love this post.

  12. OMG that is so funny!! Glad you had a great time!

  13. Happy birthday!   Glad you had a good time!*sparkle

  14. Sopunds like you had a fantastic time!!!Michael

  15. Sounds like a really great time!  I’ve had birthday pie a bunch of times, too–it’s not just you!  When I was little, I used to get Grasshopper pie (from Baskin Robbins, I think); it was a pie made from green mint ice cream, with chocolate frosting on top.  SO good.Anyway, thanks for sharing this!!!

  16. I don’t know which I like better the video or the pictures!!! Looks like a great time was had by all!!!

  17. well happy birthday to you. 

  18. I didnt get an ivite….

  19. wow — sweet! Congrats

  20. Glad you had a great birthday! Welcome to your 30’s! 🙂

  21. glad to see you had such a fun birthday

  22. My kind of party!

  23. sounds like you had an awesome time. Happy belated birthday!!

  24. Just joined this site and somehow came across your posting.  Very cute…sounds like you had a nice bday.  My mother lives in Marshall, Arkansas.  I am in California…  Anyway, have a fabulous week.

  25. Send the ugly-ass frog of d00m to me!! I think he’s kind of cool looking… haha.

  26. That last pic of you in the hat should so be your profile pic. I love it!

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