After the 4th of July celebration settled down, I felt an eerie kind of quiet in the house. I was concerned about the disturbance in the force, so I came out of my room to check on it. This is what I found…
The secret Academy for Ninjas was interviewing new applicants in my kitchen.
The masters shown above were seriously considered adding a new member to the ninja academy.
Paris stated her intentions to become the best ninja ever, and gave them a convincing look, but the ninja master was not impressed, and turned his back on her.
However, she wanted to prove her worth and suddenly attacked a nearby enemy in order to impress him.
The ninja master, Chad, decided to give her a few lessons in the ninja arts. The first lesson was how to move quickly, with only a small chance to be seen. (I was lucky to capture this move.)
Paris, intensely watched during her lesson with high hopes of becoming the best ninja ever. She tried the move, and used the surroundings to help, but fails.
Chad the ninja master gives her a solid lecture.
He then shows her the next move, attacking an enemy with great speed. Paris sits by in awe of his abilities.
“But but, I can do this! I don’t NEED to be stealthy!!!” She tells him.
He shakes his head at her and says “Unless you can master the move of the weasel, you will never be a ninja!” Then in a flurry of movements, he suddenly becomes an invisible weasel. (I used my super secret camera lens to capture the weasel in form)
And concentrates so hard to become one with the weasel!!! (She should have called Pauly Shore)
But alas it is not good enough.
Master Chad pats her on the head, and sends Paris back to her modeling job.
Master Chad is sad over the loss of a new recruit and cries real ninja tears…