I came home from my interview and discovered my front yard was mowed. SWEET, now I don’t have to do it tonight. However, I am afraid the culprit is Drunk Neighbor Dave. Normally, I would be appreciative of this gesture, and actually I still am, however I feel with him there is the hidden motive factor.
He knows I am getting a divorce, and I have been avoiding going to his house at all costs. He LOoOOOOOOOVES to hit on me when he is drunk, which absolutely disgusts me. Apparently, I am beer goggle hot since he has been hitting on me since I was 14 years old….Sicko.
Although I appreciate the gesture, I figure my options are thus:
1. Go and say thank you and make a mad dash for my house.
2. Pretend like I didn’t notice and if he says anything, play the “OH Mom was coming over today, I thought maybe she did it” card.
3. Phone a thank you, if I can remember his number!
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