10. You can actually see a pirates face. What is the point of being notorious if there is no way for someone to recognize you?
9. Boots that roll down at the knee are sexy!
8. Their bodies are worth something when they die. Can we say gold teeth anyone?
7. Pirates are allowed to talk while on the job. YARRRRR!!!
6. Pirates can work during the day and don’t need the cover of night to kick butt.
5. They have parrots! Hello!
4. Pirates have traveled all over and are full of worldly knowledge.
3. Pirates sing the best songs.
2. Wenches, enough said.
1. Do you see a ride at Disney World called “Ninja’s of the Orient”? No, I didn’t think so.
Due to the debate this has spawned, I reserve the right to add any additional reasons why pirates are better than ninjas at any point in time. If you want to see a goofy refute of my perfect logic, go see the lyrics”ninja”.
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