*says in her best news caster voice*
Today in a small town in Arkansas, one of three notorious insulation bandits was captured. He went down without too much of a fight, and is safely awaiting relocation from my front porch.
The bandits was not known to be particularly dangerous, however, upon capture, it did manage to immediately poop everywhere. The poo has been cleaned, and two more bandits are still at large.
If you have any information that will help with the capture of these bandits, or better yet, if you are willing to come and help me get them out of the attic while I scream like a girl, please let me know.